aadler: (4Basic)

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Me: ‘I’d like two orders of queso, eight tacos, and a pitcher of margaritas to go.’

Therapist: No.

Me: Who says no to tacos and margaritas?

Therapist: Normal people.

Me: What’s normal about that?

Oh. Yeah.

Nov. 27th, 2019 05:11 pm
aadler: (Wood)

Sex is like playing bridge: if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.