Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?Me: ‘I’d like two orders of queso, eight tacos, and a pitcher of margaritas to go.’Therapist: No.Me: Who says no to tacos and margaritas?Therapist: Normal people.Me: What’s normal about that?
Sex is like playing bridge: if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.