ATTENTION, ALL NEWS MEDIA

[aadler]

 
I do not care about Anna Nicole Smith.

She was blonde. She had extremely large breasts. She married an ancient billionaire, and then killed herself with drugs.

None of these things impress me.

I didn’t care while she was alive, and now that she’s dead, she still won’t go away.

For the love of God, shut up about her.

(And, BTW? same for Britney Spears’ haircut. It’s not important.)

Comments

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

OMG fer realz. (she said while watching American Idol)

[texanfan.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? If they didn't cover these things they would have to report on actual NEWS! Gasp.