Occam’s Razor

[aadler]

I felt off-balance all day. But no, not really a matter of balance: I literally felt like one leg was shorter than the other, whenever I stood up from my desk for a break. I wondered if I was sitting in a funny way that left the leg partially numb, and adjusted my seat cushion to alleviate that without any result. I wondered if there was some obscure neurological phenomenon that could account for it …

No. I was wearing two different shoes. Both were black fuzzy-lined house shoes, but they were different black fuzzy-lined house shoes, and one had a different thickness to the sole.

Good news, I have no sudden new mysterious neurological deficits.

On the other hand, I’m clearly at least a little bit of a dumb-ass.