You could totally do it like a madlibs and leave it as an exercise to the reader. =)
"So I was asked to train a group in [Subject] and we had [Number] gruelling [Time Period] in which [Number] people simply could not keep up, so I [Verbed] their [Adjective][Noun] and [redacted] their [Noun]!"
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Date: 2009-07-17 02:34 am (UTC)"So I was asked to train a group in [Subject] and we had [Number] gruelling [Time Period] in which [Number] people simply could not keep up, so I [Verbed] their [Adjective][Noun] and [redacted] their [Noun]!"