If you can’t say something nice about somebody …

[aadler]

In various online articles, I keep seeing … um, a recent political candidate … referenced (directly or by implication) with the nickname “Felonia von Pantsuit”. I find this increasingly annoying —

— because I saw and deeply enjoyed the first such incident, and the proper citation is “Felonia Milhaus von Pantsuit”.

C’mon, folks. If you’re going to insult someone (or her followers?), don’t stumble on the punchline. Give it to ’em straight, whack ’em directly between the eyes with the original article, and then high-five each other in celebration.